Monday, May 13, 2013

Live Blog Bulls v Heat

LIVE BLOG





The only way the Bulls can win is if Lebron tears his ACL.  Even then, the Heat would still have the 3 best offensive playaz in the series (Birdman, Birdman, Birdman).

The Bulls going to Rip Hamilton in game 4 is only 3 games too late.

Why doesn't Derrick Rose play?  What kind of nonsense is that?   Why don't the Bulls just say he isn't playing?

Rip just hit a 3; who would have guessed that the most accomplished offensive player on the team would be an upgrade over a perennial 2 guard in Marco Bellinelli?


7:47 pm update

Ray Allen vs Rip Hamilton in a battle to determine 2004's 4th best 2 guard (behind Kobe, Manu, and Wade).

Joakim Noah used to be considered a bitch; now he is the best or 2nd best center in the NBA.

Shane Battier is the least likable player in the NBA.

Instead of fireworks, this game has been a snoozefest.

I am going to need to try a Taco Bell Cool Ranch taco soon.

7:56pm  update

RIP HAMILTON!!! MVP!

Nate Robinson, when not in superhero mode, hurts his team.  Jeff Teague is actually better at defense and a better natural point guard.

Lebron just scored an and-1 on a play in which he took 4 steps, 1 of which came after the whistle, yet the refs called it an and-1 and not a travel.  The NBA, where amazing happens.


8:15PM update

Worst commercials on TV:  anything involving Coors Light.  How can the selling point of your product be that it is cold beer?  Isn't that based more on the temperature of a refrigerator than anything else?  Coors Light also touts their can that tells you it is cold, and the ventilation and smooth pour of the can.

Also a terrible commercial is the one featuring the guy from the Sopranos touting tequila that pours its own shots.  Isn't that what shot glasses are for?

TNT's studio show is like a car crash: you just can't look away.  Charles and Shaq possess a solid 5th grade command of the English language.

This game blows.  I think a rerun of Game of Thrones would be a better use of my time.

I don't think Chicago will get to 80 points tonight.

8:45PM

MERCY RULE!!  END THIS SHIT.









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