Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Quick Update

In the midst of the NBA playoffs, it is hard to pay attention to current events.  The Spurs are currently bashing the Grizzlies (UPDATE: lead down to 8, somehow), who look like a YMCA rec squad.  The Grizzlies' big problem is a dearth of outside shooting.  When Tony Allen is being "guarded" by Ginobili, Manu literally stands 15 feet away from him and double teams whoever has the ball.  Tayshaun Prince's range extends roughly to the foul line extended, so Leonard or whoever else is guarding him double teams, and Zach can't shoot either.  

The only problems for the Spurs are 1) that Tiago Splitter is absolutely horrid offensively, 2) when Duncan is on the bench, the Spurs can't box out Gasol and Zach, and 3) Bayless and and Poindexter totally change San Antonio's defense because they require actual defenders, thus opening up Zach's bullrush post game.  

For your amusement, I present fun GIFs, and some links for those of you who care about non-NBA related news. 

FUN GIFs

Ginobs finds the Red Mamba for 3

The impetus for Vitor's TRT use

Hibbert tells Carmelo "never won anything" Anthony to GTFO.  
Links

The battle for the Syrian city of Qusayr heats up as the slaves of Iran (Bashar, Hezbollah) fight against al-Qaeda-esque Islamists and a hodgepodge assortment of other militant groups.

Discouraging news about how USAID and other US government funds are potentially dispersed.  I want to see more details about this.

The situation in the Sinai becomes tenser.  Egypt is not looking like a good vacation spot right about now.

I think I may need to go get a tax LLM



Sunday, May 19, 2013

A Tale of Two Vitors

A TALE OF TWO VITORS


Vitor Belfort is one of the most important, enigmatic, and now, controversial, fighters in mma history.
Vitor jacked out of his mind as a 19 year old fighting in the UFC in 1997.

Perhaps the single best athlete in the sport's short existence, Vitor has been blessed with otherworldly speed, excellent hand-eye coordination, and explosive strength.  His boxing technique, honed over decades of training, is legendary by mma standards.  He is an underrated wrestler (Vitor took Chuck Liddell down multiple times in their respective primes, during a time period in which nobody could put Chuck on his back), and has a black belt in jiu jitsu.

Despite having been a former UFC champion (He won the 205 lb belt via a freak cut stoppage seconds into his second fight with Randy Couture),
Vitor looking rather large celebrating his destruction of Marvin Eastman  in 2003.  
Vitor is widely considered a waste of talent, plagued by mental weakness and stamina issues (to say nothing of his propensity to take a dive, as he is widely rumored to have done against Japanese legend Kazushi Sakuraba).  More than his fast hands, scintillating knockouts, uneven performances, and this, Vitor will be remembered most as being the man who brought TRT usage in mma to the forefront.

Currently, athletic commissions allow TRT usage if the fighter has a doctor's note saying that the fighter has low T and needs synthetic testosterone to get into the normal range.  Of course, this is problematic.
First of all, one of the main reasons for low testosterone is previous steroid use.  Thus, by allowing guys to use TRT, athletic commissions are basically rewarding previous steroid use (further, the benefits of steroids stay in the system and give athletes gains long after stopping drug use).  Secondly, just as with fighters who use real steroids instead of TRT (testosterone is the base chemical of steroids), fighters who use TRT can taper their drug use so that when they are finally tested after the fight, their levels are actually in the normal range.  The Voluntary Anti-Doping Agency (VADA) has offered to do a year-round testing program for the UFC for free (for the first year of the program), but the UFC did not respond.

The lack of response by the UFC to such an offer should come as a surprise to no one.  Zuffa (parent company of the UFC), has no incentive to further test its stable of fighters, many of whom would be caught red-handed in a more thorough testing program.  Why would Zuffa want to lose more of its big name fighters to suspension, which would damage the UFC's cash flow (via lower pay per view buy rates), and ruin its reputation?  From a business standpoint, further testing has no place in the UFC's business model.

Given the UFC's aversion to serious testing, Vitor's re-emergence has become a particularly interesting phenomenon.  Vitor was originally busted for steroids in 2006 while he was fighting for Pride (Japan's now-defunct version of the UFC), but his physical appearance in the Wild West days of mma (before it became an officially sanctioned sport) leaves little mystery as to whether or not he was using.  So how would Vitor, in an environment in which he could not outright cheat, return to the top?  Simple: he would use TRT, the same drug that Chael Sonnen, Dan Henderson, Rampage Jackson, and countless others have used to beat the system.

Vitor's physical appearance since he came back to the UFC in 2009 has changed dramatically.

In Vitor's first fight back, against former champion Rich Franklin, Vitor looked (by his standards)
Vitor, au naturale, sans steroids, looking merely mortal against Rich Franklin in  2009.

pudgy, but still iced Franklin in the first round with his blazing handspeed.  A new contender at 185 pounds emerged, injecting (clever pun intended) some much needed life into the 185 pound division.


Vitor, in his last pre-TRT fight, looking soft against Anderson Silva in 2011.


In Vitor's next fight, against Anderson Silva (a fight in which Vitor was KO'd brutally with a front kick to the face after an exceedingly tense first few minutes of action), Belfort again looked like a human being, rather than a cartoon character.  Something had to change for Vitor to get his mojo back.  That change was TRT.

Vitor's next two fights after the Silva loss were against undersized middleweight Yoshihiro Akiyama (Vitor won by KO in round 1), and Anthony Johnson (who missed weight by an unbelievable 12 pounds).  Vitor, always fragile of mind, took no chances, and managed to entirely change his body.  Hmm, I wonder how he did it?  Of course we can assume that he used TRT legally, which is what makes the issue so confounding: how can state athletic commissions give a hall pass for use of a product that is steroids in all but name, but suspend and fine people for using marijuana?
Vitor in 2012 against Anthony Johnson.  TRT to the rescue!


Vitor has not tried to hide his TRT usage, which has created an embarrassing situation for the UFC.  Dana White, perhaps the man most prone to lying ever born, said that the UFC would "test the living shit out" of TRT users.  Of course, members of the mma media (mostly morons) were too scared to write anything negative about Mr. White's propensity for lying, and the mainstream media members were too uninformed to offer an intelligent rebuttal or to doubt Dana's (worthless) word.  The scam continued.

Things started to come to a head earlier this year, when Vitor, looking like a serial killer crossed with a bodybuilder crossed with a drug addict, absolutely massacred Mike Bisping.  This fight

Vitor looking like a movie bad guy on meth, TRT'd out of his mind against Bisping in 2013.


raised the ire of fans, who scoffed at Vitor's TRT-tainted victory and his incredibly cocky and casual attitude about cheating.  Vitor looked a weight class heavier than Bisping, and was shredded to ridiculous levels for anyone, let alone a 36 year old man who was sporting love handles 3 years earlier.  Of course, Vitor denies any and all wrongdoing: "For me, it's no problem. I'm not doing anything illegal, so I'm not ashamed of anything."

Even Dana White (who would claim the sun rises in the north and sets in the south if it would help him sell pay per view buys) had to change his tune when faced with the obvious evidence (that being Vitor's body) that TRT makes a huge difference in fights.  Instead of parroting the official line that the athletic commissions do a great job and that UFC fighters are the most tested fighters on Earth, Dana came out and said that there should be no TRT exemptions

Again, last night, Vitor, sporting his TRT physique, demolished Luke Rockhold, flooring the
Vitor last night, looking like a character from Mortal Kombat
former Strikeforce champ with a spinning head kick.  Again, fans scoff.  Why is someone who has previously tested positive for steroids allowed to use TRT?  It is wild.  Keith Kizer, the head of the Nevada State Athletic Commission, is on record as saying that Belfort will likely not be able to get a TRT therapeutic use exemption (TUE) in that state due to his previous documented roiding.  This puts the UFC in a bit of a pickle:  Vitor is clearly the 2nd or 3rd best 185 pounder on the planet, and his next fight should be the winner of the upcoming Anderson Silva vs Chris Weidman title fight.  However, if Vitor can't get licensed by state athletic commissions (last night's fight was in Brazil, as was his demolition of Bisping), then what will happen?  Only time will tell.  The only certainty is that the current rules governing TRT use are a joke and a black eye on the sport.  I would say the odds of the UFC cleaning up TRT use are almost nill, as are the odds of the state athletic commissions halting their hand-outs of TUEs (for the same reason--big fights are big dollars).





Through Syrian Eyes (Part I)


Through Syrian Eyes (Part I)

Syria is a fascinating country, and I do not say that just because I am Syrian (although I am admittedly biased). As a tiny country of roughly 23 million in a perhaps unenviable location of geostrategic importance, it is amazingly diverse. Cities that are a few dozen miles apart will have entirely distinct accents and different cuisines. An hour drive will take you from the lush mountains of the Mediterranean coast, through the infinitely rolling hills of olive trees of Idlib, and into the unforgiving, unyielding stones of the semi-desert. 


It has welcomed wave upon wave of immigrants regardless of religion or ethnicity, from Muslim Circassians escaping Russian massacres to Christian Armenians fleeing a Turkish genocide. When the French occupation ended in 1946, there were furious calls warning of the ensuing onslaught that would be unleashed upon the Syrian Christians who were unjustly favored by the French. Instead the Syrian people responded by electing the Christian Faris al-Khoury into the highest offices of Speaker of Parliament and Prime Minister (none of our neighbors were as fortunate). Syria is not Lebanon, it is not Iraq, and it surely is neither Somalia nor Afghanistan. I’m not saying Syria is “better” (the concept in itself is naïve), but it is definitely different. Unfortunately many prefer overly simplistic comparisons, and choose to draw the wrong lessons from the various conflicts. When policy makers at the highest levels hold such amateurish views, the results are disastrous.

I watched the fire of the Arab Spring spread throughout the region with insurmountable excitement. The core problem of the region, I always felt, did not lie within the tangible signs of overwhelming poverty, but the intangible sense of crushing despair. The Arab Spring was that spark of hope. More important than any economic factor was one word, dignity. But I never thought it would reach my home country. The level of brutality of the Syrian regime was all too known, especially after the massacres of Hama in 1982 where an uprising was put down by leveling entire portions of the city and butchering the population into obedience. After 11 years in power, Bashar Assad was somehow still viewed as a young reformer trying to change the country, and the only Arab leader standing up to Israel and what was seen as US imperialist interests in Iraq and region at large. Between these two factors I did not think people would dare to rise, but never in my wildest dreams did I expect the Syrian regime to be as brutal and murderous as it turned out to be. It is this exact incomprehensible viciousness that turned events from small, localized demonstrations calling for reform, to a full-blown revolution in every part of the country, to an armed rebellion. From day one the regime has been its own worst enemy.
I personally was vehemently opposed to the arming of the revolution, until the regime left me no excuses. The revolution was peaceful for six months and thousands of martyrs, but people are bound to pick up arms when faced with such levels of force and brutality. 

Demonstrations were gunned down and even shelled. Peaceful activists were rounded up and disappeared into the labyrinth of torture chambers throughout the country, while criminals and Islamist extremists in custody were released onto the streets to wreak havoc. I fully realize that the current scenario of violence and chaos is exactly what the regime was pushing towards to ensure its survival in a form of brute political calculation that would put Machiavelli to shame, yet I also realize that the violent reaction was unavoidable. The regime is incapable of compromise or negotiation; they call it “Assad’s Syria” and genuinely believe and act like it is, and has been for the past 40 years. Their slogan from the first days was “Assad or we will burn the country” (it rhymes in Arabic: “al Assad aw nuhrik al balad”). We are where we are now, an unorganized diverse armed uprising against a vicious sectarian dictator that has repressed his people and destabilized the region. The Islamist extremist factions that were virtually nonexistent only a year ago have a prominent role now due to the vacuum that was left; although nothing close to what the media is exaggerating it up to be (they are estimated to number in the few thousands in an uprising of a hundred thousand). But the powerful secular voices calling from a democratic Syria have for the most part been murdered, arrested, or forced into exile. The humanitarian situation is beyond tragic; over 80,000 innocent people murdered, more than a quarter of the population displaced, entire cities leveled, infrastructure devastated, and ancient artifacts that have survived millennia of conflict reduced to rubble. But I don’t expect the international community to interfere for such “trivial” matters; I do expect countries like the US to take an active role for realist, pressing reasons.



Which brings us to the enigma called American foreign policy and decision making… (Part II coming later this week)

Links

Assad says this is no time for self-criticism and calls for terrorists to lay down their arms (killing 80k civilians is not a terrorist act, apparently)

UFC's attempts to get approval to hold events in NY

Syrian army and Hezbollah work in unison to take control of border city

Vitor Belfort vs Luke Rockhold fight video


Thursday, May 16, 2013

Playoff Musings


Quick playoff thoughts:

1.  The Memphis Grizzlies are legit.  They beat the Spurs in the playoffs several years ago because Zach Randolph caught fire, and because the Spurs were unable to keep Zach and Gasol off the glass.  There are key differences from 2011 for both teams heading into their Western Conference Finals meeting (sorry Warriors' fans, it ain't gonna happen).

On the San Antonio side, Ginobili and Duncan are 2 years older and more beat up (the former can barely run because of his hamstring), and Parker is nursing a bad ankle.  On the plus side, they added a legit starting two-way SF in Kawhi Leonard, who is a huge upgrade over the always disappointing Richard Jefferson.  Danny Green's growth has made him a solid NBA player in his own right, and he has basically taken George Hill's role.  Hill was a better ball-handler and creator, but Green is a better 3 point shooter and a few inches taller.

The Spurs underutilized Tiago Splitter during the series (because Popovich is an inflexible overrated coach), and when the large, untalented Brazilian did get to play, he proved far better than McDyess, Bonner, or Blair at keeping Gasol and Z-Bo off the glass and at bay.  The Spurs still have Bonner and Blair on the roster, but it seems the team's second choice for PF is now Boris Diaw, a perennial underachiever and a bit of a softie defensively, but someone who can create all kinds of problems on the other side of the floor.  Diaw has some handle, he can pass, he can post (although he will probably not do so against Z-Bo or Gasol), and most importantly in the upcoming series, he can shoot.  Getting either Zach or Gasol away from the rim will open up driving lanes for Manu and Tony, both of whom will have their hands full trying to score against excellent individual defenders and the Grizzlies' superb team defense.

On the Grizzlies' side, the team that beat SA in the playoffs did not have Rudy Gay (who was injured). That team did however have Battier, OJ Mayo, and Grievis Vasquez.  Clearly, the Grizz bench is much weaker now than it was given those losses (to say nothing of the salary dump that sent Speights and Ellington to the Cavs), but their starting 5 is better now than ever.  Tayshaun Prince has proven to be a far better fit than Rudy Gay offensively, and a clearly superior defender.  Conley has blossomed into an All-Star caliber player, and Tony Allen has shown the ability to slash to the rim, as well as to offensive rebound.  Most importantly, the touches Rudy was stealing are now going to Z-Bo and Gasol, a far better use of the basketball.

2.  Pacers-Heat will be a barnburner.  Indiana isn't exactly shooting the lights out, but their defense is suffocating; I think given Wade's knee injury and general decline due to aging/all the hits he has taken (he is like a more athletic, thicker Ginobili without the shooting or passing skills), LeBron is really going to have to carry the load.  Luckily for Miami, they can bring guys like Battier, Miller, and Ray Allen off the bench to pick up the slack for Wade (and those guys can all stretch the floor, unlike Wade), but on nights when the 3 ball isn't falling for them, LeBron will have to do it all.  That will not be an easy task; Paul George is as good of a physical matchup for LBJ as there is in the league; Hibbert is 7'2 and knows how to use his height/reach, and the whole Pacers team rebounds with ferocity.

When Miami goes small-ball, they will be in trouble, as LeBron or the insufferable Shane Battier will have to guard West down low and Bosh or Birdman will have to guard Hibbert.  I smell a long series coming.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Links

This is the kind of absurdity I love.  Iran, the largest state sponsor of terrorism, a country with rigged elections, no freedom of speech, and a nuclear program that is in violation of their signature on the NPT, is the chair of the UN Conference on Disarmament.  That would be like having Jerry Sandusky run an organization that was aimed at stopping child molestation, or like having Saudi Arabia, China, Libya, and Cuba on the UN Human Rights Council.  Oh wait, that happened.

This is a touching story.  A 4 year old Syrian with a heart defect had life-saving surgery in Israel. I wonder if the Arab media will cover the event.  Just kidding.

For MMA fans: a look at the scummy contracts the UFC forces fighters to sign.

Book review on the linguistic traditions of Jews who fled Spain during the Spanish Inquisition and ended up in Turkey.

Poor Silvio.  My hero, Silvio Berlusconi, is facing up to 6 years in prison and blames a judicial conspiracy.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Live Blog Bulls v Heat

LIVE BLOG





The only way the Bulls can win is if Lebron tears his ACL.  Even then, the Heat would still have the 3 best offensive playaz in the series (Birdman, Birdman, Birdman).

The Bulls going to Rip Hamilton in game 4 is only 3 games too late.

Why doesn't Derrick Rose play?  What kind of nonsense is that?   Why don't the Bulls just say he isn't playing?

Rip just hit a 3; who would have guessed that the most accomplished offensive player on the team would be an upgrade over a perennial 2 guard in Marco Bellinelli?


7:47 pm update

Ray Allen vs Rip Hamilton in a battle to determine 2004's 4th best 2 guard (behind Kobe, Manu, and Wade).

Joakim Noah used to be considered a bitch; now he is the best or 2nd best center in the NBA.

Shane Battier is the least likable player in the NBA.

Instead of fireworks, this game has been a snoozefest.

I am going to need to try a Taco Bell Cool Ranch taco soon.

7:56pm  update

RIP HAMILTON!!! MVP!

Nate Robinson, when not in superhero mode, hurts his team.  Jeff Teague is actually better at defense and a better natural point guard.

Lebron just scored an and-1 on a play in which he took 4 steps, 1 of which came after the whistle, yet the refs called it an and-1 and not a travel.  The NBA, where amazing happens.


8:15PM update

Worst commercials on TV:  anything involving Coors Light.  How can the selling point of your product be that it is cold beer?  Isn't that based more on the temperature of a refrigerator than anything else?  Coors Light also touts their can that tells you it is cold, and the ventilation and smooth pour of the can.

Also a terrible commercial is the one featuring the guy from the Sopranos touting tequila that pours its own shots.  Isn't that what shot glasses are for?

TNT's studio show is like a car crash: you just can't look away.  Charles and Shaq possess a solid 5th grade command of the English language.

This game blows.  I think a rerun of Game of Thrones would be a better use of my time.

I don't think Chicago will get to 80 points tonight.

8:45PM

MERCY RULE!!  END THIS SHIT.