Sunday, May 12, 2013

Confession: I am a bad fan

Faithful hoopheads and other readers,

The above image represents how I feel after letting down the Spurs by not coaching them to victory in the waning moments of game 4 against the Warriors.



I have a shocking confession to make; this confession lies somewhere on the confession scale between finding out Michael Jackson was originally black (fairly shocking), and finding out Jason Collins is gay (quite shocking).  What is this confession, you query?  Well, due to circumstances outside of my control (namely a wedding last night and Mother's Day dinner tonight), J4G missed both his beliked (a word I have invented to represent slightly less than beloved) Grizzlies game, and, more embarrassingly, the end of the Spurs-Warriors game today.  When I left today to go to dinner, Manu, Tony, Duncan, Leonard, and the 8 D-Leaguers who make up the Spurs' roster were in control.  However, without my guidance, they fell apart and eventually lost in OT. 

I have nobody but myself to blame; surely I could have convinced my mom to move dinner back half an hour; maybe if I had kept yelling at the screen, Popovich's overrated ass would have played Boris Diaw more and used Tracy McGrady in place of Gary Neal.  Instead, Tony Parker was abused like a Penn State summer camper, as the Warriors exploited his French tendency to yield over and over. 

Popovich's penchant for not making changes until too late is well documented; several years ago in the series the Spurs lost to the Grizzlies, Pop refused to play Splitter for most of the series, leaving Blair and Bonner to battle Z-Bo and Gasol; predictably, it didn't end well for the Spurs.  I still remember late in the series, when Pop finally gave Splitter extended run and he played well, the announcers said "Popovich seems to have really found something here with Splitter".  FAIL.  


I still think the Spurs will win the series; Ginobili seems to finally have found some semblance of his stroke, which opens up his drives (in days of yore, Manu had such an awesome first step that it didn't really matter if his shot was falling--his combo of speed, clever finishing ability and INSANE handle were enough to get him past everyone).  Further, the Spurs' role players played horribly today, clanking wide open shot after wide open shot, which is not likely to re-occur at home.  Boris Diaw is an absolute nightmare for the Warriors, and I am hoping against hope that Popovich will finally watch some tape and see that having a big body out there who can handle, shoot, pass, post up, and rebound is ALWAYS A GOOD THING!!  Tiago Splitter has about 1/30th of Diaw's talent; why he plays more than the rotund Frenchman is a question I cannot answer. 

In re: Grizzlies, I picked them to win the series in 6, but I think 5 is more likely at this point.  Whether they play the Spurs or the Warriors in the conference finals, the Grizzlies will be favored; San Antonio has shown a porous defensive backboard, which Gasol, Z-Bo, and Tony Allen (an underrated offensive rebounder) will exploit.  If the Grizz hadn't traded 2 of their best bench players (Marrese Speights and Wayne Ellington, in a disgraceful trade to clear cap space with the Cavs), the Grizz wouldn't be a big underdog to the winner of Pacers/Heat, err, the winner of the Eastern Conference (let's pretend the Bulls and Knicks are still alive). 




Thursday, May 9, 2013

Asad thanks Nasrallah for help in murdering 80,000+ Syrian civilians

Axis of douche bags




Asad apparently said today that Syria will "follow Hezbollah's example" and become a "nation of resistance", and "will give everything to Hezbollah" in gratitude for the help that the Shiite terrorist group in south Lebanon has given Asad in murdering 80,000 of his own citizens.

Often, the axis of Arabs/Muslims, naive leftist idiots, and Stormfront style racists come together in their hatred of Jews.  They like to say they are against Zionists, which is a euphemism for Jews.

The Syrian civil war has put non-Shiite Arabs who are in favor of "resistance" to Israel in a weird position: in effect, they have had to choose between supporting those who mass murder Arabs (Asad/Nasrallah/Iran), and those who feel like Israel is not the main problem in the Arab world, and that instead, dictators and lack of freedom are the big problem (Syrian rebels).

Those non-Shiites who have stayed with the Asad/Nasrallah/Khomeini axis have in effect said to the world, "we want all the Jews to die more than we want Syrians to live".

If, dear readers, someone says that Nasrallah is not against Jews, he is against Zionism, here are some quotes from the leader of the "Party of God" (hezbAllah), or as should be called, "Abd Iran" (Slave of Iran):

If they (Jews) all gather in Israel, it will save us the trouble of going after them worldwide. (Daily Star, Oct. 23, 2002)
Shiite scholar Amal Saad-Ghorayeb analyzed the anti-Jewish roots of Hezbollah ideology in her book Hezbollah: Politics & Religion. In it, she quotes Hassan Nasrallah describing his antipathy toward Jews:
If we searched the entire world for a person more cowardly, despicable, weak and feeble in psyche, mind, ideology and religion, we would not find anyone like the Jew. Notice, I do not say the Israeli. (New Yorker, Oct. 14, 2002)
Nasrallah also incoroporates anti-Semitic rhetoric in speeches. For example, he has characterized Jews as the "grandsons of apes and pigs" and "Allah's most cowardly and greedy creatures." (MEMRI: Al- Manar, Feb. 3, 2006)





Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Obama's drone war and the killing of a 16 year old American citizen.















I recently heard about this on the Bill Maher show.  It is an amazing piece of news.  Awlaki's son, a 16 year old US citizen, was killed by a US drone strike 2 weeks after his father had already been killed.  I usually lean left, but if if this had occurred at the behest of a Republican President, the outcry would have been enormous.  Instead, all the douche bag musicians and actors who feign having brains and caring about the world are mum.  Further, the simple college leftist morons aren't saying anything either.  Why?  Because Obama is a Democrat, he is not white, he is "cool", and it goes against their narrative and worldview.

The murder of an American citizen without any charges against him is bad enough (Awlaki the father), but the murder of an American citizen who is a minor, not alleged to be involved in terrorism in any way, and seemingly entirely devoid of guilt is a more serious matter.  The father was involved in spreading jihadist propaganda; there is potentially a national security threat argument to be made (and I have been out of law school for too long to try to make that argument here), but there is no such case to be made for the son.  This was murder.  Just being in Yemen does not make an American citizen guilty of a crime.  If an Islamist group in Yemen murdered an American citizen, there would have been a demand for the perpetrators to pay, either in prison or with their lives.  Why is it ok if an American citizen is intentionally killed by the American government in Yemen?  Surely, the right to due process of the law is not something to be trampled on, and summary executions of American citizens are not to be taken lightly.  The US government owes its people answers.

Some drone information:

Obama's drone program had killed 4,700 people as of February of this year, according to Senator Lindsey Graham.

Robert Gibbs, the former White House Press Secretary, said that Awlaki's son's murder was caused by bad parenting.

In Pakistan alone, American drones have killed more than 3,000 people.



Here is a video of the courageous Jeremy Scahill, whose research has been the catalyst for the emergence of the topic of Obama's drone war.



Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Ruh Roh, Syrian opposition forces (read: al-Qa'ida) used chemical weapons, and war criminal Bashshar al-Asad did not (using fighter jets against one's own people is ok, but use of chemical weapons is not).


BEIRUT — A leading member of a United Nations investigatory commission says there are “strong concrete suspicions but not yet incontrovertible proof” that Syrian rebels have used the nerve agent sarin.
Carla del Ponte, a former prosecutor for U.N. tribunals investigating war crimes in the former Yugoslavia and Rwanda, made the comment in an interview Sunday with a Swiss television channel, the BBC reported.
The U.N. panel, known as the Independent International Commission of Inquiry on Syria, emphasized in a statement Monday that it had reached no conclusions about the possible use of chemical weapons in Syria's civil war
“I was a little bit stupefied by the first indications we got ... about the use of nerve gas by the opposition,” Del Ponte told Swiss Italian broadcaster RSI.
She said the evidence emerged from interviews conducted by investigators with victims, physicians and others in neighboring countries.  
Del Ponte did not rule out the possibility that President Bashar Assad's government may also have used chemical agents on the battlefield.
Nonetheless, the comments were a blow to opposition activists who have alleged that the government has deployed chemical weapons on various occasions against rebel forces in Syria......


White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, who I already considered to be a buffoon, was left trying to explain how the Obama administration did not believe the results of the UN investigation.  Needless to say, Jay Carney knows nothing about chemical weapons, and if the UN investigation had shown strong evidence (or even a scintilla of evidence) that Asad used such weapons, the US would have likely already sent a squadron of F-18s to Syria to put the country in the hands of our allies, al-Qa'ida.  

The most obvious comparison with which to make between our current situation in Syria, is with our Afghanistan policy in the 190s.  You remember, when we funded Islamic jihadists to overthrow the Russians.  How did that turn out for us?  

And on the seventh day, Manu rested



Last night's Spurs-Warriors game was one of the best games in any sport I have ever seen.  Not an exaggeration.  Stephen Curry went bananas for 3 quarters, Ginobili shot the ball horribly, as did Parker, but the Spurs didn't give in.  In the 4th quarter you could feel a subtle momentum shift, and the Spurs kicked it into overdrive.  Parker hit his usual assortment of layups and jumpers, Ginobili found shooters who hit clutch 3s, and all of a sudden, the Spurs tied it.  The game became so tense in overtime that I couldn't even imagine the losing team having a chance in game 2 from the mental fatigue and emotional anguish of losing such a game; the Warriors had been up 16 with 4 minutes left.

Overtime featured Jarrett Jack showing quite a bit of fortitude, hitting a shot to tie the game and send it to double overtime.  Danny Green and Boris Diaw displayed ice veins, knocking down huge shots to keep the pressure on the Warriors.   Ginobili missed a shot at the buzzer to win it.

In double overtime, the Spurs built up a seemingly insurmountable 5 point lead with less than 2 minutes left.  However the Warriors kept fighting, and after a terrible shot by Ginobili with 44 seconds left, the Warriors cut it to 1, and took the lead on fast break layup with 3.4 seconds left.  That is when the video above happened.  What. A. Game.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

NBA musings after one round of the playoffs

Round 1 recap and Round 2 preview






The Nets v Bulls series ended yesterday, after 7 grueling games of Chicago fighting through a myriad of injuries (Hinrich with a pulled calf muscle, Luol Deng on the verge of death, in and out of the ER, Noah with plantar fasciatis, and Derrick Rose with a yeast infection), and New Jersey fighting through their own lack of interest.

The series featured some great characters--starting with Reggie Evans, of whom Charles Barkley (a guy not shy about starting a fight) said "that's the kind of guy, if he insults your mama, just let it go the first time".  Evans looks like he should be UFC heavyweight champion or in jail, or both.  I would describe him as Zach Randolph on steroids, plus crazy pills, minus any basketball-related skills.

Then we have the case of Andray Blatche, who, along with JaVale McGee, formed the dumbest front court tandem in the history of the NBA.  Andray Blatche is notorious in DC for his lack of effort, his terrible defense, his stupidity, constantly turning the ball over, being softer than 2-ply toilet paper, and appointing himself as captain of the Wizards, even though he has the leadership skills of a doorknob.

The thing about Blatche is, despite all his shortcomings, he has very good offensive skills for a big man *waits to be struck by lightning*, and is certainly the Nets' best offensive big after Brook Lopez.  Watching game 7, I heard Blatche complimented more by the announcers in 4 minutes than I had heard him complimented combined in his 7 or so years in DC, when he was (deservedly) subject to constant booing for his lackadaisical (at best) effort.  In fact, in all my years, I have never seen a player more universally reviled by his own fanbase; hell, I used to go to Wiz games just to boo Blatche.



Regardless, Blatche yesterday displayed both his flashes of quality (brilliance would be a large stretch), and his stupidity, lack of passion, lack of toughness, and lack of defensive ability.  His missed assignments (specifically 1:30 mark of the video, but really anywhere there is a Bulls' offensive rebound, Blatche is likely nearby, doing nothing) and unwillingness to play hard were key in allowing the Bulls to win.

Joe Johnson, the 120 million dollar man, was clearly hobbled by a bout of plantar fasciatis, and was rendered mostly useless.  The Bulls were led by Jo Noah, whose heart, toughness, hustle, and ability to both knock down open jumpers and put the ball on the floor was the difference (on an unrelated note, it is hard to watch Noah or Horford having success in the NBA and not think of Greg Oden, who made them both look like small children when they played against each other in the NCAA title game).  Also of import to the Bulls' victory was Marco Bellinelli, who showed a nice handle, good floor vision coming off the pick and roll, and great range on his jumper.  Without Hinrich and Deng (and Rose), there was no reason for the Nets to lose, but it is better for basketball fans that such an apathetic outfit has been eliminated; the upcoming Bulls-Heat series will be intense, rough, and great to watch.

The Grizzlies vs Clippers series was my favorite of the first round.  Gasol and Z-Bo have 14 inches of vertical leap combined, but both can really play the game.  On the other side, Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan can each jump out of the gym, and do little else.  The Clippers were clearly the darling of the NBA, what with Blake's amazing dunks and the crossover success of both Griffin and Chris Paul.  Blake Griffin at this point is actually a better pitchman than basketball player.  He has the body of Lebron, but only the skill level of Jo Noah, minus the passion and toughness and defensive presence.  Jordan is far worse--his only legitimate skill is his ability to dunk; he is a terrible liability on the foul line and nowhere near as good as he looks like he should be.

This series was a testimony to the difference between upside and talent.  Scouts drool over those players with incredible physical ability who are terrible at basketball, but could conceivably become great at basketball.  Gasol and Zach are not the physical equals of Jordan and Blake, but they are just so much better at their craft.

The most intriguing matchup in the series was between Chris Paul and Mike Conley.  The former is a great player, albeit one who is a bit overrated and never won anything, while the latter is on the verge of becoming a true star--he has the defense, the handle, the athleticism, and has become a consistent shooter as well.  If Memphis makes the Finals, he will have to play at an All-Star level, which he has proven to be capable of doing.

The Spurs-Lakers series was a mismatch given the injuries; as an unabashed Spurs fan, I must say I am glad that the Spurs and Ginobili got a solid week of rest--after looking vulnerable and old near the end of the season, the Spurs are now getting healthy at exactly the right time.

The Miami Heat did what they had to do; they are a complete team, with the best perimeter player since Jordan controlling everything, and a bench of quality role players to prevent any letdown when LeBron or Wade sits.

The Indiana Pacers, widely considered to be the toughest threat to the Heat in the East, closed out the Hawks on the road, which is not an easy task.

The loathsome NY Knicks hung on for dear life against the aging, injury-depleted Celtics.  It is funny to note that the Knicks are basically made up of the Nuggets teams that got knocked out of the playoffs every year by either the Spurs or Lakers.  The only big difference is the presence of Tyson Chandler. When healthy, Chandler is a game-changer on both ends, due to his ability defensively to cover space, challenge shots, box out, and move in space, and offensively to finish dunks and to tap out misses.  It will be interesting to see how the Knicks are impacted when Stoudamire returns from injury.

The OKC Thunder, all of a sudden quite vulnerable without Westbrook, barely survived a young Rockets team.

The Warriors survived a disgraceful attempt to lose game 6, and hung on against a Nuggets team that recently lost their best player, Danilo Gallinari, to a torn ACL, and was forced to insert Corey Brewer into the role Gallo filled, meaning lots of wide open missed 3s.  As gutty as the Warriors win was without David Lee, they are going to be in trouble in the next round when they have to face the Spurs.

ROUND 2 MATCHUPS

Spurs v Warriors.  The Spurs must have laughed their asses off after seeing how poorly the Warriors played in their close-out game against the Nuggets; it would not be an exaggeration to say the last 6 minutes of that game was the sloppiest, most embarrassing playoff win I have ever seen.  The Warriors were overcome by panic, and could literally barely touch the ball without turning it over.  Against the Spurs, and with no David Lee, the Warriors are going to get destroyed.  Ginobili and Parker will eat up the Warriors with pick and rolls, and with no Lee to facilitate and score, the Spurs will basically ignore whoever the Warriors put at the PF spot, and play five-on-four defense.

Spurs in 5.


Grizzlies vs Thunder.  Gasol and Z-Bo have an advantage over every pair of bigs in the NBA, and this matchup is no exception.  I didn't see game 1 (which the Thunder won behind Durant's 35-15-6 line), but I imagine that the only way for the Thunder to win the series is if KD is the best player on the court in 4 of the 7 games, and Kevin Martin or another role player steps up to such a level to replace Westbrook's production in those same 4 games.  I don't see it happening.  The Thunder are worse at 4 of the 5 positions, although they do have an advantage with Kevin Martin coming off the bench.  Jerryd Bayless and Poindexter will have to hit open 3s to make the Thunder pay for sagging off of the 3 point line to double down on Gasol and Randolph.  At the end of the day, I believe the Grizzlies are a more physical team with better defense, and will be able to overcome their lack of perimeter scoring through improved play from Mike Conley and suffocating defense.

Grizz in 6.


Knicks vs Pacers.  The Pacers are a tough matchup for the Knicks, or anyone else, for that matter.  They have strong wing defenders, toughness, size, good defensive schemes, and can score both inside and outside, with multiple ball handlers and post players.  Hibbert is an excellent defensive anchor and can score with his back to the basket, a rare combination among today's centers.  Overall, the Pacers lack elite outside shooting and are inexperienced, but otherwise have no glaring weaknesses.

The Knicks counter with the individual brilliance/ballhogging of Carmelo Anthony, the incredible streakiness of JR Smith, Ray Felton's emergence as a top-flight point guard, and the energy, rebounding, and toughness of Tyson Chandler.  Their defense is mediocre, they run too many isolation plays for Carmelo, JR Smith is hit or miss, and the team has no interior scoring.

I see the Pacers winning this series; they are bigger, more athletic, less streaky, and less temperamental than the Knicks.  Carmelo has never won anything as a professional for a reason; he is a terrible teammate, easily frustrated, a below-average defender, and is a major ballhog.  I can't imagine anyone less fun to play with besides Kobe.  Carmelo went 25-82 in the last 3 games of the Celtics-Knicks series; the Pacers are better, more athletic, longer, and younger than the Celtics.  I see Melo struggling with Paul George while on offense, and getting in foul trouble or owned by David West on the defensive end.

If Amare comes back, and Carmelo has to move back to the 3, the Knicks will lose their court spacing, and get worse defensively.  Not a recipe for success.  Shumpert is going to be a key for the Knicks; even coming off of a torn ACL (suffered the same day as Derrick Rose, but Shumpert returned to action 2 months ago), he is still an excellent defender, and has improved his outside shot.  Given Novak's back injury and defensive shortcomings, Shumpert will see minutes at the 3; if he can defend Paul George, the Knicks have a good shot.

Pacers in 6.

Miami vs Chicago

Possibly the most anticipated second-round matchup, due to the rivalry these teams have built up over the years, the possible return of Derrick Rose, and the physicality that Chicago brings to the table.  The Bulls have no right to even think of this series, but, if Rose comes back, they could win one or even two games.  Rose isn't likely to come back, however.  Further, the advantage that Chicago used to have over Miami inside is not as large as it once was, as the addition of the Birdman has fortified a once-weak frontline.

If Luol Deng (in the ER as of 2 days ago) is miraculously able to come back, and Hinrich can play through his calf injury, the Bulls defense should frustrate Miami for stretches.  On the other hand, Miami's defense is similarly stifling, but Chicago's offense lacks the elite skills to overcome such tenacity.  Every possession in this series will be a war; there will be pushing, hard fouls, and likely some ejections as well.  Sadly for Chicago, at the end of the day, without Rose, Miami has the two best players in the series, and will likely use their superior firepower to overcome Chicago's incredible tenacity.

Miami in 5.  




Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Links

Best dunk of the playoffs  so far

Roy Nelson drops a bomb on Cup Check Kongo

Emir of Qatar to visit Israel

Two Italian police officers shot in front of Prime Minister's residence

terribly sad news